The Cassio Family

The Cassio family's website will reside here once permission from the Godfather is obtained.  In the meantime, if you want info on us, I suggest you take a ciggarette and jam it in your right eye, repeat until the eye has swelled and exploded, sending nerve, muscle and retna tissue across the room.  Then I want you to take the hand that your write with, hack it off with a rusted metal wrist slap-on bracelet from the 1980s and jam it up your ass.  Addio, salvo primo, dire ciao a mio piccolo amico y succhiare è.

-Joey Handsome Cassio